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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:01

So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
share office space ...
Why has Schrödinger's Cat, the experiment, not actually been performed?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why am I so triggered and depressed over a minor thing?
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
How did you get to be a leftist?
No way
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
In NBA Finals, Thunder vs. Pacers reinvigorates league’s competitive soul - Andscape
Nuts and Butts
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Minds and Behinds
What Happens to Your Body When You Eat Watermelon Regularly - Verywell Health
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do liberals have a problem with masculine men like Andrew Tate?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Does sleeping with earbuds cause ear pain?
No go.
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Stocks to Open Flat as Trade Pact Details Awaited: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Scientists develop 'mosquito STD' to combat malaria - Phys.org
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Chevy Corvette ZR1 Cleanly Smokes Ferrari And Lamborghini In A Race - CarBuzz
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to