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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

share office space ...

Why has Schrödinger's Cat, the experiment, not actually been performed?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why am I so triggered and depressed over a minor thing?

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

How did you get to be a leftist?

No way

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

In NBA Finals, Thunder vs. Pacers reinvigorates league’s competitive soul - Andscape

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

What Happens to Your Body When You Eat Watermelon Regularly - Verywell Health

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do liberals have a problem with masculine men like Andrew Tate?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Does sleeping with earbuds cause ear pain?

No go.

Just Forget it!

Still no good

Stocks to Open Flat as Trade Pact Details Awaited: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

Scientists develop 'mosquito STD' to combat malaria - Phys.org

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Chevy Corvette ZR1 Cleanly Smokes Ferrari And Lamborghini In A Race - CarBuzz

Loons and Moons

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to